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In the Forum: Playback Listening
In the Thread: How does it sound?
Post Subject: We need a common languagePosted by Stitch on: 5/5/2013
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Yes, these kind of question „How does it sound“ are very old and a classic. Answering those I gave up long time ago. I replaced my answer to the socalled audiophile language and my friendships are growing:

Discriminated Audiophile:  Hey Stitch, how does your Cartridge sound?

Stitch:  Black

Discriminated Audiophile:  Woah, really?

Stitch:  Yes, super dark black.

Discriminated Audiophile:  And the Soundstage?

Stitch:  Clear

Discriminated Audiophile:  Boah. Totally clear?

Stitch:  Yes, and in the corners a touch of gold

Discriminated Audiophile:  Oh man, that sounds good

Stitch:   Yes, like the real thing

Discriminated Audiophile:  No, c'mon T-H-A-T good???

Stitch:  Better

Discriminated Audiophile:  So it's worth $15000.00?

Stitch:  Easy

Discriminated Audiophile:  Hm, how can I tell it my wife?

Stitch:  Get divorced

Discriminated Audiophile:  Are you divorced?

Stitch:  Of course

Discriminated Audiophile:  But she owns the house....

Stitch: and so on and on and on


Next week I'll go to High End Show....there are all the Junkies around the Dealers with big eyes and whispering about the  looks and "performance" ...Luv' it


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